October 2009
29 posts
Mokhairul Islam Killed 83,000 Rats, Rewarded With... →
And that prize was an 14 inch color television.
September 2009
77 posts
“Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor.”
– Peter Paul Gaultieri
“You’re good. Get better, stop asking for things.”
– Don Draper
“I thought we were Napolidaboli or whatever…”
– Anthony Soprano Jr.
Here's a question
What happens in a women’s prison when someone drops the soap in the shower?
“You can’t make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser.”
– Larry David
“Okay, so you’ve raped it? It’s dead? Now what are you going to do?”
– (you don’t even want to know)
Dear Tumblr: A Few Suggestions
So, it’s nice we can “like” posts and so on, but what about loving them? How come there is no icon for love?
Does love not really exist on the internet?
How about a broken heart icon for posts you liked at first, but ended up leaving you feeling disappointed, even abandoned.
Or simply a thumbs down (or middle finger for that matter), for those posts that really get your...
“6000 years is nothing in eternity terms. I could do that standing on my head.”
– Paulie Walnuts
“When you’re married you’ll understand the importance of fresh...”
– Tony Soprano
“My father told me never grow old. I should have listened to him.”
– Junior Soprano
“Every job has its ups and downs.”
– Hollis the Elevator Man
“Our greatest fears lie in anticipation.”
– Don Draper
The only thing worse than the VMAs is Tumblr...
Frrealdoe.
antikris:
Get it together, dudes
WatchKanye West doing what he does best:
Being a douche.
(via thedailywhat)
Sunday Double Feature
1) My Dinner With Andre
2) Gomorrah
Congratulations Todd Solondz!
For winning the Best Screenplay prize at Venice for his new film “Life During Wartime”.
Working for Todd was my first job in the movie industry and still stands as probably my most fulfilling. I’ve never learned so much from one person about the realities of making films than I did from him. From watching him work on set, to unexpectedly candid and deep conversations away from...
I woke up this morning seething
Klonipin do your work.
Animated GIFS
Make me want to kill myself.
I think me and the internet are reaching the end of the road.
Things I Hate
Anyone other than a scientist or mathematician using the expression “to the Nth degree”.
Another bit of advice
Any prostitute who makes it a point to assure you they are a woman absolutely isn’t.