August 2009
83 posts
July 2009
131 posts
Teaser for HBO’s new comedy series Bored To Death.
How have I not heard about this show until today.
Looks great!
Did You Ever
Shit something out you’re absolutely sure you didn’t eat?
If you ever hear
Someone use the words “the German poet Rilke” in a sentence, kill them.
Talking to dogs
It creeps me out when people talk to their dogs like they are talking to a baby.
On the other hand, talking to a dog as though it’s a full grown adult may be a sign of early onset dementia.
I prefer to talk to my dog like I would to a precocious 11 year old. Sure her vocabulary is well beyond grade level, but she’ll still piss herself any time she laughs too hard.
anyone have a google voice invite they wanna shoot...
livewrongblog@gmail.com
I Do This
For you.
So I'm thinking
About running a new weekly feature in which I will recount, in painstaking and altogether inappropriate detail some of my more hilarious/story-worthy sexual conquests, with names left unchanged to remind any of the lovely ladies being written about that might be reading of how remiss they were in their decision to sleep with me. Not because I’m a bad lay, but because I’m a bad person....
The day Vin Scully came in from the cold - Los... →
via lepanopticon:
The legendary Dodgers announcer’s famously sunny disposition served him well in his professional play-by-play debut on a chilly day in 1949. In fact it helped launch a brilliant career.
RAAAAAANDY! Part Three
This is the best one yet.
Palintology
“Palin received a warm welcome Sunday, both during her speech and as she served food at Pioneer Park in downtown Fairbanks, where thousands gathered on a hot day.
Among those present was Donna Michaels, 57, of Fairbanks, who wore a red T-shirt that said: “Palintologist.”
The T-shirt defined a Palintologist as someone who studies Palin and shares her conservative values,...
New Where The Wild Things Are bonus footage.
Not sure there’s any way I could be more excited for this movie.
Click It Before You Stick It →
Who’s got what?
A vague/incomplete/possibly fabricated listing of celebrities and the STD’s they carry.
The Hoff has GENITAL HERPES. So do Paris Hilton and Liza Minelli. Lots of HEP-C out there too.
I’m talking to you Natasha Lyonne.
Uncle Barry on Skip Gates’ arrest in Cambridge.
This is our President ladies and germs.
It’s a great time to be alive.
Kid Cudi feat. Kanye West & Common - “Make Her Say”
This is one of the best videos I’ve seen in a long time.
Apparently
I could listen to this new Atlas Sound/Panda Bear track all day long.
Get familiar.
Srsly.