A word of advice
A bathtub full of anything but water is creepy at best, and deadly at worst.
I've been through some big ones
One of THE big ones in fact. So you’d think I shouldn’t give a shit. But earthquakes fucking suck. For a natural phenomenon it’s the most unnatural thing ever. The ground is supposed to stay in one place. That’s it’s job.
Since getting a dog
My “tumblarity” has dropped to the bottom of the barrel. Should I step my game up? Or “just get rid of the dog and focus on developing a stronger web based personal brand identity”?
And so begins
My as yet untitled series about my dog, Radio Raheem. It’ll be like Marley & Me, but with a healthy dose of neurosis, anxiety, prescription pills, and lots and lots of foul language. Stay tuned, it’s gonna be wild. To begin: today I cleaned up a whole lot of shit. Not even like regular dog shit but a whole spectrum of green and brown soft serve looking stuff. Her diet got...
It appears my dog is running in her sleep
WTF do dogs dream about anyway? Why do they spaz out like that when they sleep? Big third day though. Up two full flights of stairs like four or five times. Down a short flight of stairs as well which is even harder. She’s learning to sit really fast and she’s already getting her fetch on something pretty serious for a pup of just 9 1/2 weeks. Good crate intro too! And she...
This is now my life
When she’s awake I sit around and try to entertain the puppy or at least make her comfortable. When she’s asleep I sit close and basically watch. Sure it’s cute and all but I’m just trying to be ready when she wakes up and decides to piss everywhere. If I’m lucky I can carry her down the 3 flights of stairs to the patio before the magic happens. If I’m not...
I do my social networking at the bus station.
Here's a weird one
The Japanese dude who lives down the hall from me has apparently undergone some sort of sex change. I thought I had a new neighbor for a second, but realized it’s the same neighbor, just with different parts. Like a Mister Potato Head.
I hate to be gleeful about someone’s house burning down but that dude...– Matt O
awkward family photos →
Holy SHIT! This made my day. Thanks Molls!
Reason Number One For Joining Tumblr And Twitter
Having “Followers”. The whole “starting a cult” thing is really hard to get off the ground.
Is this “cool”? Or “the end of music”? (via The Hoff)
Paula Abdul Reveals Struggle with Prescription... →
Thanks for the scoop Ladies’ Home Journal, but I think Paula might have already let that one slip right here. And here. Oh, and here. Also here. And here. So, yeah, we had our suspicions.
Hello $58 State Tax Refund Check
Ima spend you on some weed.
I think she wants to bone sex with you.
Art historians claim Van Gogh's ear cut off by... →
Now I'm Going To "Puppy-Proof" My House
Which, from what I understand means I’m finally going to have to pick up all those spent needles and broken glass from the living room floor. Probably have to disarm all the bear traps too.
I've Been Slacking
Not that I expect anyone to care, but I really need to get back into the old blog routine. Enough with re-posting other people’s shit, it’s time to get my groove back, and in lieu of a trip to Jamaica with a few pre-menopausal friends, and an unlikely tryst with Taye Diggs, I’m using this as my jumping off point. To quickly bring you up to date: -I’m getting my puppy...
Fuck you and the fixed gear you rode in on.– Me(internal monologue)
Sure the snare’s great, but what about the...
Ruby Suns at the Natural History Museum Tonight!
Who’s down? Oh, Wolfmother’s playing too, which I couldn’t care less about. But seriously, THE RUBY SUNS!
Wish a motherfucker luck
(should he need it)
About to embark on some new shit
I’m a day behind schedule, but after almost ten years of smoking weed every day, I’m about to smoke my last joint. Obviously there’s a caveat here. I’m not quitting forever, just taking some time away to focus on some other shit. I thought this would be going down last night, but the going away joint Simon rolled me was so strong it put me to sleep before I could finish...