February 2009
317 posts
“Say hi to your mom for me.”
– Biff
Yep. This is happening.
“Who do you think? The Libyans!”
– Doc Brown
My brain feels like oatmeal
No, pancake batter.
No, oatmeal.
How long do you have to leave something like that out before it turns back into a brain?
I don't get it
There’s boning in basically every episode of the first season of Big Love, yet only one boob.
And it’s a Chloe Sevigny boob.
Like we haven’t seen that before.
I've got a plan for the next few hours
It’s called smoke weed and watch Big Love on DVD.
Take that, work I really need to get done.
Why don't I have a hangover?
It certainly can’t be the half bottle of champagne I consumed at 2am.
Or the scotch before that.
It might be that I slept for twelve hours.
Can embarrassment cure a hangover?
That could be it too.
Drinking on the street directly outside the police...
January 2009
252 posts
Raised By Wolves
My new life project is to be featured on this website. I’m not sure what I’m going to have to do to meet their criteria, but I’m thinking a few weeks without a shower or a shave, then a while longer to grow out finger and toe nails. Past that, a little movie magic and an iron clad backstory and I’m pretty sure I’ll be in.
What time of animal should I be raised by?...
Where's the best place to get tacos in LA?
El Atacor #11 - Home of the Potato Taco
Figueroa and Ave 26 in Lincoln Heights
Get familiar.
azizisbored:
Best Fish Taco on Hillhurst
Yuca’s on Hillhurst
Taco Zone Taco Truck
Also, has anyone tried this Korean taco truck phenomenon?? I gotta get on it as soon as the tour is over. Watch this video:
http://cbs2.com/video/?id=90650@kcbs.dayport.com
erockappel:
phazerblast:
6od:
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Santogold - Unstoppable (feat. Lil Wayne &...
Other Neighborhood Happenings - Thursday Night...
There appeared to be some kind of red carpet gala event at this new spa that apparently just opened up down the block from my house. There were lights, and dudes who looked like paparazzi but I can’t imagine anyone worth taking pictures of was in attendance. All I saw was fat people. And some uglies too.
Also, there was a rolled-up futon mattress sitting on the sidewalk across the street...
I Waited 45 Minutes For 15 Minute Meeting
But now I’m directing a rap video.
“She was totally on my nuts. All five of them.”
– Goth girl sitting outside of Cafe Tropical
Possible Reasons I'm So Tired Today
-Stayed up too late watching Big Love on DVD
-Klonopin at 130am cause I was feeling “kinda stressed”
-General life hate/exhaustion
-That new weed I bought
Nancy Cartwright Makes Scientology Robocall In... →
This BUMS ME OUT!
The Master Cleanse
And to all a good night.
Essential Viewing - Style Wars
Watch the whole thing:
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Recognize.
They Stopped Making These Jams The Way They Used...
Aaliyah - Are You That Somebody
How did this end up on the Dr. Doolittle soundtrack. So RAD.
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Tweet - Oops
The original Tweet.
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Timbaland & Magoo - Luv 2 Luv Ya
Back when Timbaland was still dope.
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Timbaland & Magoo - Up Jumps The Boogie
...
Discarded Reality Show Pitches I Think Finally...
Are You Smarter Than A Dead Person - the corpses of recently deceased luminaries of the arts/letters/sciences are exhumed and re-animated in order to participate in a quiz-style show against everyday Joes selected from the studio audience. If we could get the dude from Pushing Daisies to host/bring the dead to life, there might be an effective cross-platform-promotional-spinoff-opportunity in...
Big Timing
Now this is what’s happening.
Real People
This old bro was just drinking some coffee, reading the paper, and deciding what to with the bodies in his basement.
Woops
Why did the fat lady who works in the office upstairs look so guilty when I saw her coming out of the bathroom just now? This isn’t the beginning of a joke. I’m honestly concerned.
RIP John Updike →
The End Of Music
Microsoft made a program called Songsmith.
You sing into it and it creates a song that works with your voice. Naturally, people have taken to the Youtubes to get their remix on.
Radiohead - Creep
The Police - Roxanne
Notorious B.I.G. - Dead Wrong
Make no mistake. This is the end of music as we know it.
Hang Loose Motherfuckers
Hang loose.
WatchAnd speaking of jerks.
Dear Citigroup
Don’t let me catch you in the streets.
3D porn to revolutionise industry →
We’re one step closer to living The Lawnmower Man.
"Just A Broken Down Piece Of Meat"
The Wrestler is a film about redemption, set against a bleak, receding America. An America where mothers are strippers and fathers don’t take care of their daughters. Where there don’t seem to be any heroes and no one seems to come out on top. It’s a 21st century Dust Bowl where guys like Randy “The Ram” Ramzinski are all we’ve got to hope for. The story of the...
I'd Like To See
A searchable, Google-indexed database of New Yorker cartoons and obscure literary references. Like IMDB for high brow cocktail conversation.