January 2009
252 posts
Fuck 2008. 2009 is the new hot shit.
Jan 1st
December 2008
165 posts
Dec 31st
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Good News For Nobody
Ben Gibbard and Zooey Deschanel got engaged. Time to get my homewreck on.
Dec 31st
WatchWatch
Talking birds will never stop being awesome.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
WatchWatch
I’m not necessarily Dave Eggers’ biggest fan, but I’m really impressed with what he’s done/doing with the 826 Centers. A superhero supply store in Brooklyn, a 7-11 for time travelers in Echo Park, a pirate outfitters in San Francisco. And all the while kids with an interest in learning, and thinking, and writing get the kind of individual attention they very likely...
Dec 31st
Dr. Drew from Love Line and Celebrity Rehab nearly...
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
It's time to write a fucking wedding toast
Enough putting it off. I only have a few days left. Actually two days and I don’t have any clue what I’m gonna say. Time to get to work.
Dec 27th
Dec 26th
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Things That Make Me Happy In The Holiday Season:...
Thanks syntheticpubes. If Santa Claus were real and kept a blog, he’d totally follow you. 
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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WatchWatch
A little Boxing Day gift.  Burn-E!
Dec 26th
We're almost through the mess
Now all we have to do is get New Years out of the way and we can get in with it.
Dec 26th
Grey Christmas.
Dec 25th
Never has Christmas felt less like Christmas.
Dec 25th
Hipster Runoff - iTunes Gift Cards: A Gift From... →
This one is a winner.
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
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Olds: The New Youngs?
I’m starting to feel awfully uncomfortable with old people. Granted, I’ve always had what some might even call an irrational fear (I prefer discomfort) of olds. Not so much when I was a real tyke but definitely once both my grandparents were dead (I was 11 at that point), olds started scaring the bejeezus out of me. Their skin is so gross. Like you can see through it. And they’re...
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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W
Last night I fell asleep watching “W”. Part of this is because somehow I got real sleepy midway through. The other part is it’s kind of boring. Josh Brolin is great, but apparently not great enough to me from assing out midway through the film. I woke up at 4 in the morning with the movie playing cause it’s looped on the DVD so it’s entirely possible the movie had...
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Screener Season Part 3
I should watch “The Wrestler” but I’m going with “W” instead. Partly because I decided against it the other night and part because I don’t feel any pressure to like it. So we’ll see.
Dec 23rd
Got some work done
Suck it bitches.
Dec 23rd
Tonight I'm Actually Going To Do Something
I’ve got reading, writing, and watching to do. Not necessarily in that order. Of course, maybe I’ll go to Smith for Schens’ night. Chief is playing. Probably lots of people to turn out. But considering I didn’t do A FUCKING THING I was supposed to this weekend, I’d probably be best served to fall back a little and do what’s gotta get done. It’s not like I...
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Hipster Runoff - Homelessness: Big in 2k9? →
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
Friday Night Right
First off, Local is the new Silver Lake jump off. Raw shredded salad of apples, cabbage, carrots, avocado and so on to start. Then striped bass over a potato pancake with some ill ass crazy aioli I’ve never tasted anything like. Flourless chocolate cake with homemade chocolate chip ice cream and some hot green tea for desert. Basically, meal was off the richter.  Dusty’s for drinks....
Dec 20th
Fuck all this other shit
I’m getting some dinner.
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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Screener Season Part 2
Installment 2 of Screener Season brings me to “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button”. The none of you out there reading this are probably thinking, “that doesn’t even come out for a week”. Well guess what bitches, it’s in my dvd player. 
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
HOLY FUCKING SHIT →
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
Because We All Have A Drinking Problem, Whether We... →
Fascinating!
Dec 19th
They're Raping The Shit Out Of These Tigers Dude
They’re drugging them, and then they’re raping them.  Maybe I’m jumping to conclusions. This could just be your run of the mill Thai Buddhist Monastery in the middle of the jungle that just happens to have 30 some odd tigers just lamping in the cut. Either way, I’m getting on plane to Thailand, I’m trekking into the jungle, and I’m paying 50 bucks to go cuddle...
Dec 19th
“For us, surrealism has been only a beginning of a revolutionary experiment in...”
– from “The Sound and The Fury” - Situationist International 1958
Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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